Let's recap the events of this here tale. Once upon a time there was a village idiot, he set out on a quest and along the way he met a talking pig, a (panty) thief, a wizard, and recently, a dark lord and a language master. Now I need to clarify, this was no ordinary idiot, he was a colossal idiot, the kind of idiot that made other idiots look... uh... not... idiots. Anywho, one day, he decided to take a break from his fight against the dragon and enjoy a ceasefire...Saltiness ch. 35
Psshh... that movie scene sounds soooo unrealistic. This guy ain't got it in 'im, he'll never write and direct movies.